October 2011
2 posts
“I’m glad somebody invented black licorice. I wouldn’t want to...”
“Does it make me dumb that sometimes I have more trouble sounding out the...”
September 2011
17 posts
“When Hollywood makes a movie based on an amazing book and they screw it up, I...”
“If I were a pregnant woman, I’d use a public restroom and take a really...”
“If there’s a restaurant in Heaven, I think the main dish will be crow.”
– Kevin Sage
“All the world’s a stage. And some people get shot watching it. Right, Abe?”
“Sunsets are so beautiful they’ll probably never have to work.”
– Kevin Sage
“MySpace is that long distance relationship where u need to just tell them...”
“House full of cats: creepy. Mansion full of lions: awesome! See, size does...”
– Kevin Sage
“Mopping floors feels like a punishment.”
“Do you think the pillow you stuff between your knees ever wants to trade with...”
“Joking aside, I loved Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Great job.”
“If I was a grown man dressing up a monkey in clothes that lived in my attic, I...”
“So what if The Beholder is wearing beer goggles?”
– Kevin Sage
“If I ever got drunk with a polar bear and he passed out first, I’d take a...”
“Sometimes when I eat Thai food, I just say Phuket and use a fork.”
– Kevin Sage
August 2011
36 posts
“Breaking News: Whoopi Goldberg adopts kitten rescued on NY bridge”
“I used to pay my electric bill in person because the receptionist in Franklin...”
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“If we did evolve from apes, I’d like to thank my forefather that looked...”
“It’s fun to watch men talk to women & fight with all they have NOT to...”
“Why is it that running water makes u wanna pee, yet moving furniture across...”
– Kevin Sage
“My head got sunburned. I just peeled enough skin to make Buffalo Bill jealous.”
“Remind me to bring noise cancellation headphones every time I enter a public...”
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